About Us

We tell you about the company in general in the IAQ, but who are the five guys mentioned there? And how do you talk to them? And why do they talk about themselves in the third person? Like the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop, the world may never know.

Us, In Particular:

Fermat, above all else, has an excellent math brain and wears a neat hat. He likes games, math, dice, games, video games, math, action movies, games, manga, math, anime, and games. Fermat's brain works on advantage theory and how to better kill you with it, period. He's the Rules Department. You can contact the Rules Department at fermat@systemicinsanity.com.
   
Thales enjoys being astute, well-educated, slightly off-color, and witty: after all, somebody has to do it, and somebody else probably wouldn't do as good a job. He will charm your pants off if you let him, so we advise an Anti-Charm shield, or, if you can't afford esoteric magical items, suspenders. Thales is the Marketing Department. You can contact the Marketing Department at thales@systemicinsanity.com.
   
The Red Queen is an eloquent, well-composed young lady who writes genial prose and imagines it likely that since people's heads look like potato-bowling pins upside-down, they'd taste excellent served as fried snacks in a bowling alley. Her title is Random Red Queen #72, but “Red Queen” won't get you beheaded. She's the Writing Department. You can contact the Writing Department at redqueen@systemicinsanity.com.
   
Pelagius studies, thinks, listens, contemplates, and generally does everything else you wouldn't expect a gamer guy to do, if you were Jack Chick. Pelagius is also a sturdy, reliable, friendly kinda guy, willing to work his tail off for a good cause. He also has a neat hat. We like him. He's half of the R&D Department. You can contact his half of the R&D Department at pelagius@systemicinsanity.com
   
Tesla is a scruffy, overwhelmingly casual commentator on human existence, who'd build a real, working death ray just for fun. In his spare time he reads up on quantum mechanics and other disciplines of physics that make the rest of us bleed from the brain, then applies the resulting paradigm-breaking leaps of thought to building game systems. Tesla's half of the R&D Department. You can contact his half of the R&D Department at tesla@systemicinsanity.com.